GET UP, GET OUT, GET AWAY FROM THESE LIARS ::

I got fired. I GOT FIRED. Do they not realise that I am MALLORY PRESTON This is like, the most ridiculous thing that has EVER HAPPENED TO ME. Well. Not quite. BUT CLOSE.

Stupid Macy's. I hope I never have to so much as SEE your sad poly-cotton blend uniforms again as LONG AS I LIVE.

Are you kidding me? Macy's is closing early because of the murder, management is really losing their cool over it. Don't get me wrong, going home early is great but this seems like overkill it's getting a bit out of hand.

Oh snap! Guess who got a job at Macy's? If you said MALLORY you get fifty points

my fucking brother turned up at my hotel fucking josh must have sold me the fuck out.

he's taking me back to new york. posting from my blackberry. laptop is already dumped in my case

happy holidays


((ooc: post was made private to toby and leah a few hours after it went up))

TOBY IM RUNNING KIND OF LATE BUT I SHOULD BE THERE REALLY SOON HAHA I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON BUT NEVERMIND. Ill be running out the door pretty soon okay? I hope the artificial lights don't blind me on the way omg

I SHOULDNT HAVE HAD SO MUCH COFFEE EARLIER OOPSIE HAPPY FULL MOON EVERYONE

Blind dates are so retro, I love it.

( Toby )

Someone tell me it's not like this every full moon. I feel like I have a hangover. WHOEVER IT IS IN THE ROOM ABOVE MINE WITH THE LOUDNESS IS GOING TO PAY IN TEETH IF THEY DON'T SHUT UP. JESUS.

I can't decide if I want to sleep or eat either. Toby, I raided the fridge before I came back to the hotel, don't worry I just went for the ham. I'll pay you back.

( Toby )

Is every week this exciting in Denver? Maybe I underesti

I've stayed in hotels with below par service before but this is really getting ridiculous. I ordered room service an hour ago. How long does it really take to compile a caesar salad and iced mineral water?

Honestly.